Life On The Inside is an email newsletter about life with my son who has autism and who has been under house arrest since April 2023. You can sign up here: I’m doubled over on Oak Springs Drive, vomiting all over some poor person’s grass, when a pretty blonde woman walks past me on the other side of the street. She’s wearing form fitting black workout gear, carrying a pink water bottle, and walking a dog with a pink collar. She gives me a wave. I cover my mouth with one hand, wave quickly with the other, and turn immediately back to the grass to vomit some more.
Remember how I said one of my recurring fictional characters was named Gerda? You do NOT want to get her "stirred up" or you might get "dead" from her, too.
That would be an inexpensive remedy if it continues to work for you. Good luck!
What is this GERD of which you speak?
Remember how I said one of my recurring fictional characters was named Gerda? You do NOT want to get her "stirred up" or you might get "dead" from her, too.
I won't. As a superheroine, she's kind of resistant to that stuff (at least when it comes to Earth) anyway.