"Because life is not about how fast you run, or how high you climb, but how well you bounce." Vivian Komari
And Now a Note from Your 7-Year-Old
You've gotta admit, he's got a way with words
This Just in from Your Local Higgly Piggly
No napping on the shelves and other rules to survive the supply shortage
When Belts Go Bad
Being bullied and assailed by your accessories? I've got you
Things I'd Like to Say When Someone Says...
You look good for your age
Trust Me, I'm an Instagram Influencer
Every day, I save millions from leading insignificant lives. Like yours
So Much Baggage
And I'm not talking about the emotional kind
Can you make an iguana sit for a selfie?
Better question: Can I?
Let Me Go Already, Reader's Digest!
You can check out any time you like, but you can never unsubscribe
I can't find my way out of a paper bag
and my phone's no help either
Beauty Magazines Spew Fairy Tales
Or, why you should never take makeup direction from Dopey
My Face is Falling
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